Thread Counts: The Ultimate Measure of Sock Greatness

  1. 100 threads: The Bare Minimum
  2. 200 threads: The "I'm Still Trying" Sock
  3. 300 threads: The Sock that's "Getting There"
  4. 400 threads: The "I'm Not a Sock Snob" Sock
  5. 500 threads: The "I'll Take a Sock with Some Substance" Sock
  6. 600 threads: The "You Can't Handle the Sock Truth"
  7. 700 threads: The "I'm a Sock Connoisseur"

Disclaimer: Thread counts may vary depending on who's counting. Probably.