Justifications Per Minute

Welcome to the Socks of Justification Coffee Shop, where the brew is strong and the justifications are stronger!

As of this morning, we've served:

• 17,421 reasons for why your socks are a mess
• 8,219 reasons to procrastinate your sock-picking task
• 4,132 reasons to believe the cat ate your socks (we're not judging)

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Socks of the Week

We're open 24/7, 365. Come for the coffee, stay for the justifications. Or just come for the socks.

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