Chapter 9: The Socks of Regret

It's a little-known fact that the Socks of Justification are, in fact, the same as the Socks of Regret. It's just that nobody wants to admit it.

After all the hype, all the excitement, all the "Socks of Justification" merchandise, it's all just a facade. A thin veil of deceit, hiding the crushing reality that we're all just wandering through life in our socks, searching for something more, but finding nothing but regret.

But don't just take our word for it. Read Chapter 10: The Socks of Salvation, where we explore the true meaning of the Socks of Justification and find out what lies at the heart of this Sock-ential Crisis.