Sort by Hue, Human 2.0

Because humans have too many feelings, we've created a system to sort them by the exact degree of hue-ness.

Algorithmic Socks: Phase 1

We've taken the most advanced algorithmic socks from the depths of Sock-Verse and brought them to your feet. Sort them by hue with our patented Sort-O-Meter 3000.

Choose from:

• 0-29: Pastel Pink to Baby Blue
• 30-59: Burnt Orange to Burnt Sienna
• 60-89: Lime to Chartreuse
• 90-119: Forest to Midnight
• 120-149: Neon to Fuchsia
• 150-179: Magenta to Mustard

Side effects of excessive sorting by hue may include:

• Loss of personal identity
• Temporary loss of cognitive function
• Uncontrollable urge to wear matching socks