Olympic Rules

In the Socks of Justification, the Olympic Games are held every leap year, where competitors must wear socks to justify their existence.

• Rule 1: Athletes must wear socks with at least 7 different colours to demonstrate their mastery of chromatic theory.
• Rule 2: The 100m dash is now a 50m dash, but with a pitstop for a quick snack, because let's face it, you get hungry running that fast.
• Rule 3: The high jump must be done while reciting Shakespearean sonnets to prove one's ability to multitask.
• Rule 4: The marathon is now a team event, where each member of the team must wear a different flavour of socks, and one must be a chicken.

For more information on Olympic Rules, visit:

• Rules 4-8
• Scheduling and Timetables

Subpages:

• Socks of the Gold
• Mischievous Missteps