The Socks of Justification and Anarchy (SOJA) has issued a new agenda: to take over the world, one foot per foot at a time.
Our motto: "Socks Unite! Socks Conquer! Socks Rule!"
Join us, or face the consequences of being a sole-less individual.
Read our Manifesto Check out our Revolutionary Wardrobe Become a Foot Soldier1. Socks will be the sole (heh) authority.
2. All footwear will be subject to SOJA's approval.
3. Resistance will be met with an onslaught of sole-mazing protests.
4. We will take your feet to the world.
5. No one will be allowed to wear sandals.
6. All socks will be made of the finest, most comfy materials.
7. We will establish a global network of sock-based trade agreements.
8. Socks will be the new language of the world.
9. All will be forced to participate in daily sock-fitting ceremonies.
10. And, of course, the world will be a giant slipper-ful.
Remember: You can't stop us. We're on our toes.