Here at the Socks of Justification, we're not just sorting socks, we're judging them. And by "judging" I mean "using an algorithm that will likely result in most socks being alone on a shelf."
Our top-secret algorithm sorts socks based on their level of cleverness, as measured by our patented SockCleverness Index (SCI). A lower SCI indicates more... let's say, "interesting" design patterns.
These socks are the worst. Like, seriously, we're talking "I-got-this-sock-from-a-cruise-ship" bad. But hey, at least they're not alone on the shelf.
And on the other hand, we have these gems. Like, who needs socks that match when you can have socks that look like they're having a conversation with each other?