Warning: the following methods are not for the faint of heart. Or for those who value their sanity. Or for anyone who doesn't have a good insurance policy.
Also known as "The Sock-Slither 3000," this method involves rigging a sock to a high-speed drill and using it as a makeshift pendulum to create complex, intricate designs on your carpet.
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Similar to the Sock-Slither, but instead of a drill, this method employs a high-torque leaf blower and a sturdy sock with an aerodynamic design.
For those who enjoy a more meditative experience, the Sock-Swivel involves carefully manipulating a sock with a heat gun, creating a mesmerizing, swirling pattern.