The Socks of Justification: A Study on the Futility of Existential Crises

Are you feeling lost and alone, like your socks are the only thing holding you together?

Do you find yourself drowning in a sea of uncertainty, with no clear purpose or direction?

Then welcome, friend, to the Socks of Justification! Our experts have crafted a line of bespoke socks designed to provide a temporary reprieve from the crushing despair that is life.

Our Socks of Doubt, however, are a different story...

For those who prefer to question everything, we offer these stylish yet confounding socks, featuring:

• A bold, yet somehow uncertain, font of 'I may or may not have a plan'
• A pattern of tiny, questioning faces
• A color scheme that defies the laws of nature and good taste