Due to an unfortunate incident involving a miscounted laundry hamper, our Socks of Justification have reached critical mass.
We're experiencing a Justification by Osmosis crisis.
Our Socks of Justification are Justifying by Association with the fabric of reality.
Don't worry, our Socks of Justification are Justifying by Absurdity and will sort themselves out.
Or will they? Justification by Quantum Mechanism