Chapter 6.3: The Sock Fu of Justice

In a world where socks go missing with alarming frequency, the Sock Fu of Justice is a revered ancient art.

A delicate balance of stealth, deception, and fiber content, the Sock Fu is a discipline feared and respected by all who practice it.

History of the Sock Fu

Legend has it that the Sock Fu was born in the depths of the washing machine, where the first great Sock Fu Master, The Legend of the Wash, perfected the art.

Key Principles of the Sock Fu

At its core, the Sock Fu is based on four key principles:

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