**WARNING: YOUR SOCKS ARE BEING MONITORED**
We, at Socks of Doom, take your sock-burning activities very seriously. Our servers are equipped with the most advanced sock-sniffing technology, capable of detecting even the slightest whiff of toe jam.
By visiting this site, you agree to our Cookie Policy, our Terms of Service, and our Acceptable Use Policy.
DO NOT BURN YOUR SOCKS WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION. REPEAT: DO NOT BURN YOUR SOCKS WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION.