Sparkle-Proofing Method 101: The Art of Fluorescent Fixations

Warning: This method is not for the faint of heart or those with sensitive eyes. Proceed with caution.

Step 1: Prepare for Liftoff

Put on your favorite sparkly outfit, because things are about to get real.

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Step 2: Find Your Inner Sparkle

Tap into your inner sparkle, or risk being consumed by the very sparkle you seek.

More sparkly revelations await

Step 3: Fixate on Fluorescence

Focus your mind on the sparkly horizon, and let your eyes adjust to the radiant light.

The final, blinding truth

Remember, sparkle-proofing is a journey, not a destination.

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