Warning: This method is not for the faint of heart or those with sensitive eyes. Proceed with caution.
Put on your favorite sparkly outfit, because things are about to get real.
Tap into your inner sparkle, or risk being consumed by the very sparkle you seek.
Focus your mind on the sparkly horizon, and let your eyes adjust to the radiant light.
Remember, sparkle-proofing is a journey, not a destination.