SPOONJUSTRING CHAMPIONSHIP

Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly pointless competition in the world: the Spoonjousting Championship!

• First, we have 'Spoo' McSpoonface
• Second, we have 'Spoonzilla' the Unstoppable
• Third, we have 'The Spoon King' himself, 'Spoonius Maximus'

Stay tuned for the results of the Spoonjousting Championship, and may the best spoon-wielder win!