Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Touch The Food

When spectating, keep your hands and utensils to yourself. No sneaking bites or sips. The spoons and spatulas are for the jousting, not for snacking.

Rule 2

Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Interfere with the Jousting

Let the competitors do their thing. No shouting encouragement, no offering unsolicited advice, no distracting with your phone or selfie stick. They're trying to joust, not make small talk.

Rule 4

Rule 5: Thou Shalt Not Take Selfies with the Competitors

Respect the competitors' personal space. No hugging, no high-fiving, no awkwardly-posing-for-a-selfie. They're here to joust, not pose for Instagram.

Rule 6

Rule 7: Thou Shalt Not Get Too Excited The Official Spoonjousting Spectate Rules - The Finale

The Finale

Rule 8: Thou Shalt Not Leave Thy Post

Stay until the end. No early exits, no last-minute departures. The spoonjousting is not just a sport, it's an experience.

Rule 9

Rule 10: Thou Shalt Not Take a Nap

Stay awake, stay alert. The spoonjousting is a marathon, not a sprint. Well, actually, it's a sprint, but still.

Rule 11