Welcome, noble knights of the land! The Spoon Jousting Championship of the World is upon us, and the competition is fierce! The year is 3050 and the world needs a new hero, a hero with a trusty spoon and a heart of gold.
Lord Blerb, the greatest knight of all time, invites you to compete in the most prestigious tournament in all the land! Joust with the best, and may the spoon-iest knight win!