Disclaimer: Don't say we didn't warn you.
Spring Break 2023 is coming. Are you ready for it? Probably not.
General Safety Tips (Because You're Gonna Need Them)
- Don't drink and dance, it's like asking for trouble. More on this topic.
- Learn basic self-defense moves. Trust us, you never know when you'll need to kick someone's teeth in.
- Breathe deeply and regularly. You don't want to pass out from heatstroke or sunburn.
Optional Safety Tips (For the Adventurous Types)
- Don't try to breakdance on the hood of a moving vehicle. We're watching you.
- Learn to identify poisonous sea creatures. It's like, science.
- Practice your "I'm okay, I'm fine" face in the mirror. It's a skill, trust us.