Chapter 1: Nutty Basics

So you want to learn the ways of the squirrely-buys?

Acquire Squirrely Knowledge

First things first, learn to identify the different types of squirrelly-buys. They come in many forms, but most are variations of the classic:

Golden Squirrely-Buy: A rare and valuable specimen, highly sought after by collectors.
Regular Squirrely-Buy: The most common type, found in every backyard and park.
Fluffy Squirrely-Buy: A type of squirrely-buys with a fluffy tail, highly prized by enthusiasts.

Squirrely-Buys 101: The Squirrely-Buyer's Handbook

Squirrely-Buy Etiquette

When interacting with squirrely-buys, it's essential to remember a few key rules:

Respect the squirrely-buys' personal space.
Do not touch the squirrely-buys' stash.
Offer them a nut, but do not expect them to share.

Nutty Social Norms: A Guide to Interacting with Squirrely-Buys