ARTICLE I: THE SQUIRREL'S DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
WHEREAS, the human world has been ruled by the tyranny of boring meetings and beige-colored cubicles for far too long.
BE IT HEREBY DECLARED: the Squirrely Revolution shall not be bound by the shackles of traditional logic or productivity.
ARTICLE II: THE SQUIRREL'S BILL OF RIGHTS
Squirrely citizens, unite! Join us in our fight for the most epic revolution the world has ever seen!
Join us in the Squirrely Forest, where the nuts are plentiful and the views are simply... nutty.