Stagnant Soda Trivia
Did you know that Stagnant Soda has been the leading provider of unremarkable beverages for 5 years running?
Here are some interesting facts about Stagnant Soda:
- In 2019, we sold 0.01% less soda than the previous year.
- We use only the finest unrefined ingredients, because who needs quality, anyway?
- Nearly 99.99% of our customers can't tell the difference between our soda and water.
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