STAPLER SAFETY REPORT APPENDIX

A. Introduction

The Stapler Safety Report Appendix is a comprehensive guide to the hazards and pitfalls of stapling.

B. Stapler-Related Injuries

• Staple Gun-Induced Eye Damage: A growing concern in the stapling industry
• Cut-Down Syndrome: A condition characterized by excessive stapling and a lack of basic hand-eye coordination
• Stapler-Induced Carpal Tunnel Syndrome: A occupational hazard of the modern age

C. Near-Misses and Close Calls

• The Great Stapler Jam of 2018: A tale of woe and desperation
• The Stapler That Ate My Shirt: A cautionary tale of stapler malice
• The Stapler That Wouldn't Stop: A story of perseverance and duct tape

Appendix B: Stapler Maintenance and Repair for the more advanced stapler enthusiast.