Today's Mandate:
ALL CITIZENS ARE REQUIRED TO WEAR PINK HATS ON WEDNESDAYS.
Citation: Article 3, Section 7 of the Intergalactic Code of Conduct.
Disclaimer 1: The Overlord is not responsible for any injuries sustained during the enforcement of this mandate.
Disclaimer 2: The Overlord is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by the enforcement of this mandate.