THE OFFICIAL FORM 27C: A DOCUMENT FOR THE AGES

A Form So Voluminous, It's Like Trying to Read a Russian Novel

Section 1: Introduction

prophets, wizards, and other mystical figures, please note that this form has been designed with the utmost care and attention to detail, with a total of 27 sub-sections, each one more Byzantine than the last.

Section 2: Applicant Information

1. Full Name: ____________________________________________

2. Date of Birth: ______________________________________

3. Contact Information: ______________________________________

4. A brief description of your soul: ________________________

Go to Section 3: Bureaucratic Background Go to Section 4: Reasons for Application Go to Section 5: Supporting Documents