Welcome, dear reader, to the ultimate resource for those who've succumbed to the allure of the e-reader. Here, you'll find the most in-depth information on how to survive, thrive, and possibly even die from excessive reading on your trusty Kindle.
Learn prophets and experts' take on the psychological effects of excessive Kindle use
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Discover the art of inducing a coma with your Kindle
But wait, there's more!
Get the essential items you'll need to survive the inevitable Kindle-induced comatose state
And, for the truly dedicated: