Proposal 3: "Let's Make Monday Morning Suffering Mandatory"

Because who needs sleep?

Imagine it: the entire city in a haze of caffeine-fueled despair, the sound of alarm clocks blaring through the streets, the smell of burnt toast wafting through the air.

Hyperlinks:

• Idea 1: "Invent a New Language, But Only for Mondays"
• Idea 4: "Replace Coffee with a Less Addictive Alternative"
• Idea 5: "Make the Concept of 'Personal Time' a Distant Memory"