Subcommittee for the Feline Overlords

Meeting Minutes, Session 1: The Feline Inquisition

Chairperson: Whiskerface Jones

Present: Whiskerface Jones (Chair), Fluffy McFlufferson, Purrfect Storm

• Fluffy McFlufferson: The catnip shortage is a CRISIS.
• Purrfect Storm: We need to establish a catnip cartel to control supply and demand.
• Whiskerface Jones: I concur, but we must also address the pressing issue of laser pointer safety.

Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned due to an unexpected cat attack.