Members of the Council of Unconventional Governance

Meet the esteemed members of our committee, each with their own unique blend of madness and bureaucratic flair.

Zara "Zee" LaPierre

A seasoned expert in Chaos Theory and the art of accidentally scheduling meetings during rush hour.

Learn more about Zee's questionable leadership skills

Bob "The Bobfather" McBobinson

Our resident expert in all things confusingly complex and unnecessarily complicated.

Discover Bob's intricate web of deceit

Lola "Lolita" LaMecha

A specialist in the art of making everyone feel seen and heard while accomplishing nothing.

Explore Lolita's people-people-ing skills

And that's not all folks! Meet our newest member, the enigmatic...

Xen "Xenon" Xylon

A master of the dark arts... of doing nothing, and doing it well.

Learn more about Xenon's impressive lack of productivity