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General Questions

The Schrödinger-Reports is a committee dedicated to documenting the absurdities of the universe, one report at a time.

Learn more about us.

We are a collective of expertly trained felines with a passion for bureaucracy and paperwork.

Meet the purr-sonnel.

Submit your report via our report submission portal and we'll do our best to make it look purr-fect.

The cats are actually the ones running the show around here. They're the ones who decide what's worth reporting and what's not.

Purr-use the feline overlords.