MOTION 1: ESTABLISHING THE OFFICIAL INTRAGALACTIC TO-DONUT HOLE POLICY

WHEREAS, the safety of intergalactic travel is of the utmost importance, and

WHEREAS, donuts are the lifeblood of any respectable space-faring civilization;

THEREFORE, be it resolved that the Wormhole Operations Committee hereby adopts the following policy:

The Official Intragalactic To-Donut Hole Policy shall be as follows:

Section 1: To-Donut Holes shall not be used for any purpose other than authorized, approved, and licensed To-Donut Hole activities.

Section 2: All To-Donut Holes shall be inspected and certified for safety and structural integrity prior to use.

Section 3: To-Donut Holes shall be clearly labeled with a standardized, easily readable sign indicating the presence of said To-Donut Hole.

Section 4: Any To-Donut Hole found to be in a state of disrepair or neglect shall be subject to immediate closure and repair.

Section 5: The Committee reserves the right to inspect any To-Donut Hole at any time, and to revoke certification at its discretion.

Section 6: Any To-Donut Hole found to be causing undue hardship or inconvenience to nearby space travelers shall be subject to relocation or closure.

BE IT RESOLVED, that this policy shall be in effect immediately, effective upon adoption by the Wormhole Operations Committee.

ADOPTED, [Date]

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