Welcome, citizen, to the realm of Submandate. Here, the art of red tape and paperwork is taken to new heights of absurdity.
Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to guide you through the never-ending labyrinth of forms, permits, and licenses that govern our great nation.
Submandate Bureau: Where dreams go to wither and die Permit Palooza: Because who doesn't love filling out forms? Department of Red Tape: Where the ink never runs dry Office of Absurd Licensing: Because you can't have too many permits, apparently