MANDATE GENERATOR 3000

GENERATING MANDATES FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES

MANDATE OPTIONS

• Mandate to Quit Ones Job
• Mandate to Take a Nap
• Mandate to Eat Cereal
• Mandate to Play Video Games
• Mandate to Watch Cat Videos

SELECT A MANDATE TO GENERATE THE MOST AUTHENTIC AND RESPECTED MANDATE IN ALL THE LAND!

EXAMPLE MANDATES

Here are some example mandates that have been generated for the most esteemed members of society:

• Baron Von Pajama Pants: MANDATE TO QUIT ONES JOB AND NEVER RETURN TO THE WORKFORCE AGAIN
• Professor Punsley: MANDATE TO EAT ONLY CHEESECAKE FOR THE NEXT 30 DAYS AND NEVER SPEAK IN A SENTENCE AGAIN
• Mayor McSnively: MANDATE TO TAKE A 5-MINUTE NAP EVERY HOUR FOR THE NEXT YEAR AND NEVER WEAR A HAT AGAIN

GENERATE YOUR OWN MANDATE NOW!