Step 6: Navigating the Infinite Loop of Stairwells

Substep 6.1: Don't Panic, It's Just a Minor Recursion

When faced with an infinite loop of stairwells, remain calm. Repeat the following mantra to yourself: "I am not lost, I am simply... ... lost in a stairwell.

Take a deep breath, and try to find the exit. If you're still lost, contact the authorities.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take the stairs... into the void.


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