A decree of utter confusion, brought to you by the Council of Unreliable Narrators.
Submandate 9-1: The Unfortunate Consequences of Poor Time Management
Submandate 9-2: The Unlikely Alliance of Accountants and Acrobats
Submandate 9-3: The Unresolved Debate of Whether Pineapples are a Fruit or a Vegetable
Submandate 9-4: The Unfortunate Fate of the World's Most Unremarkable Socks