Mandate Mischief
Pink Slip Mandates
In accordance with the highest levels of bureaucratic ineptitude, we have established a series of pink slip mandates to govern the behavior of all employees within the Employee Mishaps department.
Important Mandate Details:
Mandate #1: All employees are required to wear pink on Fridays.
Mandate #2: All meetings shall commence with a 10-minute discussion of the meaning of life.
Mandate #3: All coffee breaks shall last exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
Violations of these mandates will be met with severe consequences.
Additional Mandate Information:
For more information on mandate-related matters, visit Mandate Gossip and Mandate Legations.