Technique 4: Loopy Loops

You've reached the apex of procrastination. Congratulations!

Loopy Loops: the art of repeating yourself in the hopes that someone, anyone, will notice.

Sub-technique: Looping-the-loop-the-loop: where you repeat the loop so many times that it's no longer clear what you're trying to accomplish.

Example: "I'll just check my email... and check my email... and check my email...".

Technique 5: The Never-Ending Scroll

Or, if you're feeling really ambitious:

• Technique 6: The Infinite Loop of Self-Justification
• Technique 7: The Self-Looping Meta-Loop