Loop 5: The Infinite Loop of Procrastination

You're on the 5th iteration of our patented Procrastination Loop Technique. Congratulations! At this stage, you're a master of doing nothing.

However, don't get too comfortable. The loop will only continue to intensify. Click here to proceed.

• Go back and review technique 4, you probably forgot what to do
• If you're feeling overwhelmed, try technique 7, the "Just 10 more minutes" method
• For an added challenge, try to remember what technique 3 was about, without Googling
• Or, just pretend you're doing work and hope nobody notices, like technique 8, "The Fake-It-Until-You-Make-It" method
• And for the truly desperate, try technique 9, the "Just Close Your Browser Tabs" technique