Here's another article from the esteemed Journal of Procrastination, featuring the most epic of submandates:
Meet John Doe, a renowned expert in the field of Sock Puppetry. His latest invention, the Sock-o-matic 9000, has been hailed as a game-changer in the world of laundry.
But little do people know, John's true passion project is actually a time machine built into a toaster. When not busy saving the world one missing sock at a time, he's busy trying to fix the space-time continuum.
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