Submandates are the secret agents of the intergalactic bureaucracy, tasked with resolving disputes between rival factions of sentient toaster repair technicians.
Sorry, it's not that easy. You'll have to fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate and submit it to the Submandates HQ on the planet Zorgon-6. Don't forget to include a self-addressed, stamped envelope.
The eternal question: "Why won't my toaster stop toasting?"