Trade-in Program FAQ

What is this?

Our Trade-in Program is a bribery program. No, wait, that's not it. It's a program where you can trade in your old stuff and get new stuff.

How does it work?

It's simple, really. You bring us your junk, and we'll give you something that's marginally better.

What kind of stuff can I trade in?

We accept old toys, old books, and old socks. We even accept old furniture.

What kind of stuff can I trade for?

That's the best part! You can trade in your old stuff for new furniture, new toys, and new socks.

We're sock enthusiasts, so you know we'll always have socks to trade for!

Is this for real?

We're not legally binding, but it's very real in the sense that we'll give you actual stuff for your stuff.

What if I have more questions?

Well, you can contact us. We'll do our best to answer your questions.