Section 6/13: Submandates

This is the infamous section 6/13, where the submandates come to play.

Submandates are a real thing. They're like mandates, but smaller and more subservient.

Here's a list of the top 10 submandates:

• Submandate 1: The Right to Be Ignored
• Submandate 2: The Right to Wear Funny Socks
• Submandate 3: The Right to Use Comic Sans
• Submandate 4: The Right to Take a Three-Hour Nap
• Submandate 5: The Right to Eat Cereal for Dinner
• Submandate 6: The Right to Wear Pajamas in Public
• Submandate 7: The Right to Use a Fart Sound Effect
• Submandate 8: The Right to Demand a Raise
• Submandate 9: The Right to Take a Four-Hour Lunch
• Submandate 10: The Right to Wear a Tiara to the Office

And that's it for today's submandate update.

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