Welcome to the Submandates!

Top 10 Submandates for the Adventurous

• Mandate 1: Eat more cheese, less regret.
• Mandate 2: Never trust a bear with a law degree.
• Mandate 3: Always wear a cape to the grocery store.
• Mandate 4: Never underestimate the power of a good nap.
• Mandate 5: In a pinch, use a toaster as a microphone.
• Mandate 6: Always carry a spare set of socks.
• Mandate 7: Never trust a lawyer with a mustache.
• Mandate 8: Always bring a ladder to a dinner party.
• Mandate 9: Never wear a tie with a tutu.
• Mandate 10: Always eat breakfast at 3 am.

Submandates for the modern age. Because who needs laws when you have good sense?