Fake Products: Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?
We're the Submandates, and we're here to serve you the most absurdly useless products known to mankind!…
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Want to get in touch with us? Try our Contact page, but be warned: our customer service is as unhelpful as it is entertaining.
And, of course, our Disclaimers page: because you can never have too many of these.
Or just click here to learn more about us, the Submandates.
Or don't. We won't judge you if you don't.