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Time Travel Concierge Service

Experience history, but not really. We'll just show you the same 5 minutes over and over again.

$10,000/minute

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Personalized Inflated Reality Check

We'll inflate your self-esteem by telling you how great you are, but not too great. You know, for your own good.

$5,000/year

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Overpriced Life Coaches

Because who needs actual advice when you can just talk to someone who's also overpaid for their thoughts?

$50/hour or $1,000/month

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