Because who needs socks when you can have submandates?
A submandate is like a sock, but for adults. It's a statement, a declaration, an edict from the Submandate Council, a group of highly esteemed and slightly eccentric individuals who have dedicated their lives to the pursuit of submandate-ness.
You see, submandates are not just for the whimsical, they're for the bold, the daring, the unapologetic. They're for the ones who dare to be different, to stand out from the crowd, to make a statement.
So if you're feeling like a submandate, if you're thinking, "I am a submandate, hear me roar!", then this is the place for you.