What are Submandates?

Submandates are not just any old socks. Oh no, they are socks of discerning taste and justice. These aren't your run-of-the-mill, hole-y worn-out socks. No, these are handcrafted, bespoke, and imbued with the power of justice.

We're talking about socks that can judge, convict, and punish. Socks that can make the tough decisions, like 'is this pizza slice too big?' or 'should we let the cat have the last bite of pizza?'

But be warned, our socks of justice are not to be trifled with. They are not for the faint of heart or the easily intimidated. You have been forewarned.