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THE SOCKS OF JUSTICE: A Creed
A Manifesto for the Sock-Hoarding Revolution

In a world where socks go missing in the wash, where lone socks wander the earth, seeking their sole-mates, we stand for something greater. We stand for the unification of all sock kind. We stand for the end of sock-astrophe, where every foot is paired, and the world is at peace.

Article 1: The Sock Bill of Rights

We hold that every individual has the right to a matching sock. We hold that every foot has the right to be paired, to walk with dignity, and to never feel the sting of a solo-sock.

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Article 2: The Sock Bill of Responsibilities

We hold that every individual is responsible for their own sock-tery. We hold that every person is accountable for their own sock-astrophe. We hold that every foot is accountable for its own solo-socking.

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Article 3: The Sock Bill of Socks

We hold that every individual has the right to a sock-ful life. We hold that every foot has the right to walk on free-socks. We hold that every person has the right to never experience the horror of the missing sock.

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