Because someone thought this was a good idea
In a world where bureaucracy has reached new heights, Submandates have become the norm. A Submandate is a document that says what you can and cannot do, with a healthy dose of ambiguity.
Our Submandates are written with the utmost care and consideration, using a complex system of conditional statements and flowcharts.
We're not saying you have to read this, but if you do, you might find it mildly entertaining.
Or, you know, not.
Submandates are not just for humans! They're for robots too!