The Submandate Registry

Welcome to the esteemed Submandate Registry, where the whimsical and the bureaucratic collide!

We are the gatekeepers of all things submandated. Our catalog of obscure and fantastical submandates is a wonder to behold.

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The Prophetic Utterances of Blerg the Unyielding

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Mandate 1234: The Right to Wear Pajamas to Work

Mandate 5678: The Duty to Use Only Organic Produce

Mandate 9012: The Mandate to Watch Exactly 4 Hours of Reality TV Per Day

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This page is dedicated to the art of submandating. Please do not try to make sense of it.