Wayne the Pain - 1st on the Mandates

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Wayne's Mandate Manifesto

As the 1st on the Mandates, I, Wayne the Pain, have decreed the following:

  1. Free pizza for everyone!
  2. No more meetings, ever!
  3. Donuts shall be the official snack of the Mandates!
  4. Everyone must wear plaid on Fridays!
  5. And, of course, the mandatory use of Comic Sans font in all official documents!

Submandates

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