By the power vested in us, Submandators, we hereby declare our intention to take over the world.
We will start with the coffee machine, then move on to the snacks, and finally, we will conquer the world's supply of cat videos.
Our methods will be ruthless, our tactics will be cunning, and our sense of humor will be dry.
Join us, or be subjugated by us.
Read the First Chapter: "The Coffee Machine Coup"
Read the Second Chapter: "The Snack Uprising"
Read the Third Chapter: "The Feline Inquisition"